You build up a world of magic, because your real life is tragic.

lifewithoutrory:

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

(Source: samuel-matthew-halliday, via recarved)

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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via recarved)

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*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

(via lohanthony)

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: satan1ck, via recarved)

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nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

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